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4:30 left on the clock, GB down by 3, Aaron Rodgers at QB

Aaaaaaaand a 3 and out, see you guys when I’m sober

847 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

While McGonagall's dry sass in the seventh book is a thing of wonders; can we please talk about her Vs Umbridge in the fifth?

I love, love, love her character!

'Do you need a cough drop, Dolores?'

' It unscrews the other way'

'I wonder how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue interrupting me ? You see, I do not usually permit people to talk when I'm talking.'

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780 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

“I should have made myself more clear. Mr. Potter has received high marks in classes set by competent teachers.”

141 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF JOHN WAYNE:

I ALWAYS HEARD THERE WERE THREE KINDS OF SUNS FROM KANSAS: SUNSHINE, SUNFLOWERS, AND SONS OF BITCHES

EDIT: CLINT EASTWOOD, I’M AN IDIOT

4.9k points · 2 days ago

Casting this kind of doubt on democratic elections as the President is itself worthy of impeachment.

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We have an Infowars President and I don’t like it

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Please, Bama could lose to the Citadel and get in

West Virginia should be 7, don’t @ me

“They asked about both Nigel and Ted Malloch, I can affirm that they did,” Corsi told the Guardian on Tuesday. “But I’m really not going into detail because I respect the special counsel and the legal process.”

Which is why you’ve publicly said that the special counsel will indict you for supporting the president? That’s some real respect there, Corsi.

Original Poster80 points · 5 days ago

Also thanks to /u/bubbaganube for the idea on one of my posts a few months ago.

My heart can’t take this bullshit anymore

Murray, Sermon, Brown, Lamb, et al., deserve more than the defensive mess we have. Never in my life have I seen a more juxtaposed team

I’m getting national semifinal PTSD now. Up 7 late in the 4th after a turnover by fumble.

Fucking missed face mask and a phantom holding call. Should be 48-41 right now.

Doctor: “do you exercise, cardio or anything”

Me: “I watch OU football”

Doctor: “you might want to take it easy”

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$1 says a delay of game is coming

At this point just have the punters fight each other to death at the 50 yard line. Winner take all

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This is madness and I fully endorse it

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Would be pretty dumb for him, but damn it if I hope it’s true.

"Should it be judged...that the defendant has failed to cooperate fully, has intentionally given false, misleading or incomplete information or testimony...the defendant will not be released from his pleas of guilty but the Government will be released from its obligations..." his plea agreement reads.

Your choice, Paul. Cooperate or life in prison.

24 points · 7 days ago

No he didn't, he said it was "GPS Fusion"

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Yeah I caught that too. Sometimes word vomit comes out in the wrong order.

1.3k points · 8 days ago

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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At least you aren’t a Carolina Panthers fan

541 points · 8 days ago

well there's always... Syracuse? to get the ACC a 2nd NY6 bowl

did you know ODU beat #13 Virginia Tech 49-35

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255 points · 8 days ago · edited 8 days ago

ACC is a fucking mess

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