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yes because it's a win-win situation: a) i die and my parents get the money to pay off debt and get my sister to the college of her dreams while having some for themselves b) i live and i get to enjoy the perks above

me this school yr tbh

irs my 1st time bring dtrunk rn and woahh i feel dizzy and shit and happy and i loce ppl likd depression who???????? i lofe it i whould becomr an alocholic

when i was a kid i thought u just rub the penis but no u fickin put it in thats scarynlike wtf i alspcdidnt know tjat rhey habe diff sized i thought they just hage the same siEs scary so yes km sorry im drunk i eony make sense

me w my depression bc im drunk rn and wven rhough im diZy ag i feel likebim happy so im gomna br am alcoholic

fART WHEN ON MY LAP IM SORRY IM ERINK THIE IS TUE THING ON MY MIND FIRST

this is fucking terrifying

sometimes it's to distract myself from my thoughts and other times, it's because other people tell me to (or more like force me to)

DUDE I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME ALL THE TIME, I still love it, but I lost all my progress😭

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Original Poster4 points · 1 month ago

SAME THO

i think life journal is one

I want to learn a new language!... But I won’t...

BIG FUCKING MOOD

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Original Poster14 points · 1 month ago

sAME THO

Someone could really be missing that cat rn...

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

hello!! since we can't keep him inside the house bc we don't have a litter box and funds for vaccinations, we let him out for most of the day. he keeps coming back to us though.

and if it helps, i had to tame him for a while since he didn't warm up to us immediately.

i'll try to post around for this cat though!!

3 points · 1 month ago

He has chosen you! It’s an honor..

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Original Poster3 points · 1 month ago

we're too lucky!!

This sounds like it has been thought out quite thoroughly.

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Original Poster55 points · 1 month ago

that makes it even scarier jesus

It's a copypasta. Seen this same message somewhere else before, she's just stealing from someone else.

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Original Poster3 points · 1 month ago

LMAO REALLY

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