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That's awesome but sadly wont be too useful in PvP since almost no one is at full health. Everyone I met in the BETA had at least 1 point of radiation in them.

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Rads reduce max health.

However still won’t work in PvP due to slaps, unless you’re doing Hunter and Hunted/Being a bounty hunter.

Holy shit, imagine stealth headshotting someone at full hp with this gun

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5 points · 11 hours ago

SomeONE wouldn’t work except on wanted people because slaps.

SomeTHING will get blown away like a fat man wielded by Jesus.

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Im going to have to get used to not hoarding every single bullet again.

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2 points · 11 hours ago

Oh no... survival mode flashbacks

Then we can load em into the junk jet and pick locks from a distance!

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11 points · 11 hours ago

Yes. Please.

Make it like a 10% chance if you have the skill level.

I just wanna shoot Bobby pins at the door until it opens, mk?

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No, this just means just for today we are all Aussie.

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0 points · 11 hours ago

Thanks, mate! We are all aussies on this blessed day. That means no guns.

Time to respec...

I thought I was locked out on PC...

I launched the game, and "press any key to start", I didn't get a menu, I just got the notifications on the top right saying:

Welcome to Fallout 76! We'll see you on November 14th, etc.

I tried relaunched 3 times and got the same message. On the third, I just spammed mouse click and suddenly I'm on the main menu and it says

Reclamation Day is here! Remember your Vault-Tec Training and enjoy your first steps in exploring and rebuilding Appalacia.

I'm in South East Asia.

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0 points · 17 hours ago

They did promise great bugs lmao

Amen brother. That judge is going to make more uneducated claims like the earth isn’t flat or 10,000 years old or that women should vote or drive cars, or that guns are to only be used to form militias or that corporations aren’t people. It’s a slippery slope. You’re doing god’s work.

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I really hope this is sarcasm.

Someone who knows this field: does this have any chance of sticking?

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Depends how much money gets thrown at it. I’d hope so, but no, nimo.

It should've been "Sorry, we're too busy trying to find the kids who juul."

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3 points · 15 hours ago

Or ‘the SRO doesn’t even have time to find the kids who juul. He’s busy.’

“With what?”

‘Police stuff, duh.’

15 points · 1 day ago

So you ask unbiased witnesses. It's really not hard to investigate. You call a few people into the office one by one and ask them pointed questions.

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0 points · 15 hours ago

Investigations? Good joke.

Zero Tolerance.

Your silly ‘investigations’ don’t matter. And we don’t want the guy’s friends to start causing even more trouble.

Have a nice day!

  • Your School

Pipe shotgun pls.

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11 points · 17 hours ago

Realistically pipe shotguns should’ve been one of the first pipe weapons :p

There’s videos of people making pipe shotguns and firing them on YouTube.

All ye need is a nail, a file or drill, and a pipe + endcap sized for the shells.

And the shotgun ammo.

Pls no ban Reddit.

I'm afraid you're mistaken, there's a fusion core that spawns on a bench where I was farming, for example. I could only loot it once, it wouldn't respawn again after that. Any junk I picked up from a specific node also wont respawn.

It seems that the first person in an area populates the world loot, if you've already looted it recently, it wont spawn it again.

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Hmm. So you’re saying to bring a friend to load it first, then join them?

Weren't they considering doing that with Carrie Fisher for Episode IX before deciding against it?

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54 points · 1 day ago


62 points · 1 day ago

!invest 303046021553251968 | I am a bot.

Reply with 'good bot' if I invested correctly. Thanks!

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5 points · 1 day ago

Good bot


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27 points · 1 day ago

Name... name doesnt check out.

You monster.

I wish I could delete every r/unexpected comment.

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4 points · 1 day ago

Granted. You could delete them, you just don’t have the knowledge that you suddenly have this power.

Wait... this isn’t r/themonkeyspaw...

Damn millennial, dont you know you could have had a house?!

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1 point · 1 day ago


429 points · 1 day ago

That grandma plays the numbahs!

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294 points · 1 day ago

Hey granny! What’ya playin?

10 points · 1 day ago

Granted. Now we have immortal presidents. I’m sure they won’t be weaponized.......

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1 point · 1 day ago

I need this film.

“Dead Presidents” by ___

Genera: Action, Comedy

"I uhh guarantee you that the man you see before you is actually the zombie version of myself." ~Obama if this happened

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19 points · 1 day ago


Obama: “Wait, so you’re me. Did you run for your second term yet?”

Also Obama: “No, I seem to remember it was 2010... but apparently 8 years have passed?”

Obama: “I know exactly what to do. Let’s make America good again.”

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Original Poster69 points · 2 days ago

I feel personally attacked!

haha. It's true though I play Symmetra and Lucio :-(

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2 points · 1 day ago

Symm and Lucio were both boarderline offense last time I played...

Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

Agreed, they were like off/side support DPS but I heard things are changed/reworked now.

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2 points · 1 day ago

Symm+Rhyn=3000 degree knife through butter against any melee range (Rat, Sombra, Reaper, hell good Syms can even take out Pharas) Especially if combined with the deployable shield. Shield gem made her nests HELL as well.

Lucio’s boop is just too good of a crowd control ability, and his wallride is satisfying as all hell. Not to mention potentially OP with the proper map.

Telling them they sent an empty box?

Is this a bot or a regular novelty account

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3 points · 1 day ago


What the hell triggers this thing? I can’t find a pattern.

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1 point · 1 day ago

It appears to be grammar based o.o

Maybe it just looks at adjectives combined with nouns in the sentence with no verbs?

Just spitballing.

Are you calling Puttin a fake? You better watch out for sharp umbrellas.

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1 point · 1 day ago

Seriously tho.

How do you NOT FEEL the capsule being injected?

Not the contents of it.


You kick open the door to the Oval Office with machine gun in either hand. A large orange colored blob sits behind the desk. It stands, begins to wheeze, grabs its side, sits back down begins to cry.


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1 point · 1 day ago

Found Wolfenstein 3.

Did you respond to yourself and then respond to the comment answering yourself recriminating yourself for commenting in your own comment?

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3 points · 1 day ago

Yes, yes they did.

Don’t lecture me. I see through the lies of Greenland

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2 points · 1 day ago

See through the lies of the Nordic*

11 points · 1 day ago

I get what you are saying, and most last-minute crap is just that - crap. BUT! Some people are really good at strokes of insight under pressure. They are rare people, but they exist. I think that is what is referred to there.

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1 point · 1 day ago

Are these the same ‘strokes of insight’ which appear when you realize you’re fucked if you don’t finish this in 80 minutes?

The ones that leave you wondering the next day how the hell you got there and how it works?

I don’t think it’s rare. I do think is needs to be cultivated, tho.

I see you’ve never worked with drones or aeronautics

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3 points · 1 day ago

I’ve worked with both. The important thing here is that he can shift his cg back to accommodate the failure of one rotor. Unlike a drone. Which is all one piece of plastic.

If the rotor goes down, he’s goin fuckin down. The question is, how fast?

If anything touches those blades the guy on it is fucked.

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-3 points · 2 days ago

Depends. Mostly, yeah. But if the guy can lean back in time he MAY be able to land safely.

If there's not enough light, it's going to be cold. If you need a fire anyway, you might as well try to build a rudimentary steam generator.

In theory I know I only need some pipe, a fan and a DC motor. In practice, without the internet I probably couldn't even start the fire.

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2 points · 2 days ago

A pipe, case fan, and DC motor And duct tape.

Never forget the duct tape.

Monopoly was responsible for this apocalypse

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Which the majority of people do.

It isn't a coincidence that far-right nationalist movements started springing up as Facebook and Twitter became popular. Social media is a nesting ground of disinformation.

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1 point · 2 days ago

So people don’t want to expand their horizons?

Am I too optimistic and naïve?

0 points · 2 days ago

Don't worry, it will

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0 points · 2 days ago

Do you welcome your Russian overlords?

Praise the oligarchy?

At least I can pretend to be a hero in my lifetime now. Not just FPS’s if it continues like this.

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Granted. Everything the object touches will turn to gold aswell and so on. The entire world will be gold. Dirt turns to gold so most crops wich are alive cant grow. Resulting in a lack of oxygen killing everyone.

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13 points · 2 days ago

Haha... don’t need magic to do that! We’re already halfway there! Global warming is stronger than your petty Magics, paw!

PS4 has a sale probably still on with PS+. RE2 remake arrives in January I believe. Just bought RE 5, 6, Zero, Code Veronica X, Umbrella Chronicles 1-2 and I believe RE4 for all under $70 for the wife.

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2 points · 2 days ago

Still haven’t played 6. Probably should.

Re4 was THE SHIT tho.

1 point · 2 days ago

OK, how do we cool things with lasers?

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1 point · 2 days ago

By removing material? Or reasonating with the material to amplify the wave?

I don’t know. r/askscience may want to step in.

Might just be black magic.

Now we just need a battery breakthrough orders of magnitude above of what we previously needed, and we can have it in a Tesla! :

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3 points · 2 days ago

It’ll fit right in with ‘Bioweapon filter’ mode!

Just imagine it now: Driving along on your solar charged car, navigating through the nuclear wasteland with this thing... Activating rocket mode to achieve orbit...

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