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These flairs are not meant to restrict conversations that happen on the post, but instead give the subscribers some insight on where in the world these will "work." Conversation on posts is still encouraged but the flairs will act as a search filter for some.

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ULPT Carry a few sheets of paper and look questioningly over people, or carry your laptop, or talk on the phone.

I call these "props", everybody assumes you're working and you get to leave your desk. ULPT AUTOMODERATOR ULPT ULPT

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Fuck didn't expect to get this much upvotes, thanks

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Ultra pro tip: always keep magnetic "Out Of Order" signs in your purse/pocket for this as well.

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I live at an american campus community. We are located next to many retail locations so there have designated parking spaces.

I was eating at Chipotle one day. I parked at their lot and returned to my car to see a parking violation ticket. I called them up and they said it was because it was stated in our lease that community residents are not allowed to park at retail locations... which is ridiculous because I'm eating there and the weather here is getting worse.

So after getting that silly violation, I just rip off the parking sticker on the back of my car and park wherever I want.

Eat my ass ACC

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How to document:

1) Turn on Location on your phone

2) Get Amazon Echo for your home and sing/ talk to yourself. Amazon Echo recordings ( short clips throughout the day) can be court-ordered.

https://techcrunch.com/2018/11/14/amazon-echo-recordings-judge-murder-case/

3) Get Google Glass/ Microsoft HoloLens

4) Get Google Clips

5) Download Instagram, Create a private account just for Selfies, Check ins. Add your trusted family/ friends on this account only. I cannot think of another way to release these alibi selfies without a court order if you're stuck in prison. I don't know if your mom can legally sign in to an online account that is not theirs. If you add your Mom, no court order is needed for the selfies to be released.


Inspiration: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/his-ex-accused-him-of-an-attack-that-could-have-meant-life-in-prison-a-selfie-saved-him/ar-BBPLmo5

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I’m in pretty urgent need of money right now and have heard that people on dating apps pay surprising amounts for nudes and feet pics from women.

I don’t want to use photos of myself though. I’d also like to know how I should talk to a “match” to get money from them. And a bit of a dumb question, but what is the best/safest method of payment? Because I intend to keep anonymous and use a fake name with no connections to any of my real online presences.

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Just did this with my wife ..Why TF is Stacy's mom has got it going on stuck in my head?!?!

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Long story short. He has completly grew distant from me (his son) and my mom and it has been getting worse. The largest problem is his facebook addiction to political posts. How do i stop him from seeing political posts? i have already used keywords to stop comments with politics but without him noticing?

Is there a sneaky way i can gradually hide these posts? Bloking these posts and Deleting his facebook is not an option

TLDR: My Father has a facebook addiction to political posts and it costs us the family. please help me fix him

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I don't know if this will apply to everyone but it has helped me with my past retail and warehouse jobs.

I'm naturally a hard worker but I eventually get tired of the bullshit like everybody else. The jobs I've worked in usually had high turnover rates. If somebody could do the job with even 50 percent efficiency they'd have bulletproof job security.

It took me a while to figure this out. I started to slack off more and more and I'd noticed that they wouldn't say anything. Sometimes I'd literally do nothing and still get compliments on my work.

During my second retail job in College I would go HAM when stocking the floor especially in the first few months. It got to the point where the manager wouldn't even check up on me. I'd use this time for extra breaks, longer lunch, watching sports in the backroom etc. The job wasn't that shit but it wasn't inspiring. I needed the money for school

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