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Absolutelynotmeirl

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level 1
395 points · 26 days ago

im sure that r/relationships is not about how to have relationships

level 2
225 points · 26 days ago

I think OP was referring to going on there and looking at all the things couples to and the problems they have and imagining what its like to be in a relationship

source: me

level 3
Original Poster95 points · 26 days ago

And me

level 3
9 points · 26 days ago

Me too

level 2

If there's any way to torpedo a relationship, it's /r/relationships.

level 3
31 points · 26 days ago

me and my LDR boyfriend bond by browsing the sub together

its actually great at creating some interesting discussions but it can get a bit depressing

level 3

Damn i miss her alot

level 4
Comment deleted26 days ago
level 5

hEy, BuRiEdAlIe2004, JuSt a qUiCk hEaDs-uP:
aLoT Is aCtUaLlY SpElLeD A LoT. yOu cAn rEmEmBeR It bY It iS OnE LoT, 'A LoT'.
HaVe a nIcE DaY!

ThE PaReNt cOmMeNtEr cAn rEpLy wItH 'dElEtE' tO DeLeTe tHiS CoMmEnT.

level 6

Don't even think about it.

level 7

Oh shut up, you little talking doll.

I'm a bot. Feedback? hmu

level 8

Wtf just happened

level 7

dOn't eVeN ThInK AbOuT It.

level 5
-1 points · 26 days ago

Hey CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

You're useless.

Have a nice day!

Save your breath, I'm a ^bot.

level 6

CommonMisspellingBot provides a mnemonic device in an attempt to help people remember spellings of commonly misspelled words. Quirky little sayings that hopefully stick in your head and help in day to day life. You on the other hand follow this poor bot around repeatedly calling it useless. Please take a long, hard look at your life choices my bot friend.

level 7

I love this. Bots fighting bots!

level 8
3 points · 26 days ago

Seriously wtf is going on

level 6
6 points · 26 days ago

Hey BooCMB, just a quick heads up: The spelling hints really aren't as shitty as you think, the 'one lot' actually helped me learn and remember as a non-native english speaker.

They're not completely useless. Most of them are. Still, don't bully somebody for trying to help.

Also, remember that these spambots will continue until yours stops. Do the right thing, for the community. Yes I'm holding Reddit for hostage here.

Oh, and /u/AntiAntiSwear, on the subject of my name, that's intentional. Also, why are we, as a community, blaming somebody for trying to help.

Now we have a chain of at least 4 bots if you don't include AutoMod removing the last one in every sub! It continues!

Also also also also also

Have a nice day!

level 5

Hey CommonMisspellingsBot, just a quick heads-up:

alot was the name of an extremely serious-minded priest who lived in Aunt Bertha's house. By the grace of JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, alot discovered the purpose of their life: shaved pussies (i.e bald cats).

When this was discovered by alot's landlord, it led to a very interesting day at work . alot's final scream of orgasm was:

Stfu CommonMisspellingsBot, no one cares what you have to say.

I'm a bot. Feedback? hmu

level 1
94 points · 26 days ago

i just like reading about people’s fucked up lives

level 2

Same. It's shitty but it's free drama

level 3
11 points · 26 days ago

It’s free real-estate

level 1
26 points · 26 days ago

me once I get a boyfriend: r/relationships, me and my boyfriend have been together for one week is he cheating on me??

level 2
17 points · 26 days ago

proceeds to list examples of behavior that the most clueless person on earth would recognize as cheating

level 3

“He said that he’s seeing other people. Is he cheating? Pls advise”

level 1

I just broke up with my gf

level 2

That sucks man! I hope u doing okay!

level 3

I got friend zoned rip gf to getting friend zoned

level 4

Same bruh

level 1
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level 2
12 points · 26 days ago

Yeah it’s rarely wise to take personal advice from Reddit.

level 2
8 points · 26 days ago

Oh I highly recommend it. Not to ever use yourself, but just to peruse for entertainment, some seriously wild shit pops up their occasionally.

level 1

Did you know overstock.com sells more than just overstocked goods?

level 2

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level 3

OwO

level 1
7 points · 26 days ago
level 1

breaks up resubs

level 1

I shed a tear.

level 1

"Next time I key her car I'll be thinking of you guys"

level 1

Can’t relate

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