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[–]FoolyCoolyKid 2457 points2458 points  (22 children)

hahaha what a funny meme. Wouldn’t it also be funny if you gave her my info.

[–]Mr_Everything9 853 points854 points  (4 children)

Same. Wouldn't that be a funny joke.

[–]XxBuddermagexX 468 points469 points  (3 children)

I'm laughing just thinking about how funny that would be.

[–]xScopeLess 160 points161 points  (2 children)

Only thing funnier would be if my info was sent instead

[–]finna_wesome 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Imagine how funny it would be if both of our info was sent? Haha

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[–]Homicidal_Duck 191 points192 points  (4 children)

hahahaha good joke !remindme 48h

[–]jhfridhem 95 points96 points  (2 children)


!remindme 47h

[–]Homicidal_Duck 45 points46 points  (0 children)

haha nice one friend

[–]Xzanium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha wtf is wrong with you people?

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[–]3_AM_Dance 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Wouldn't it be funny if you gave me your info?

[–]FoolyCoolyKid 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Nice try, Nigerian prince

[–]3_AM_Dance 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Nice try, but I am actually the shadow that stands next to your bed and stares at you with my eye holes every night :)

[–]Cloud_Chamber 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Thanks, usually I’d be a little nervous getting to sleep but having you on look out really makes me feel secure.

[–]3_AM_Dance 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No problem, I'm just happy to eat what is remaining of your rotten soul as soon as you close your eyes. Glad it makes you feel secure.

[–]clarky9712 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please don’t, I don’t want to give you food poising from the depression...

[–]yokcos700 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ATTENTION all elderly grandmas! Nigerian Prince is in real trouble and he needs your help to hold onto his excess inheritance. Now to do this he's gonna need your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you've gotta be quick, so that Nigerian Prince can get his money into the hands of someone trustworthy!

[–]UpbeatWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the god bless you and other jesus references.

[–]Sadposting_Throwaway 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I played along with one of these once because I was attempting online dating and desperate. I knew it was BS from the start but I was also bored. Long story short they try to get you to send a picture of your junk. Then they find your social media account and blackmail you with the picture you sent them.

Edit: To clarify, I assume that is what they were going to do with the picture, because I've heard of that general catfishing scam before. I noped out when "she" asked for them.

[–]ObiBroNobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my fetish though

[–]superaydean1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends, rule 1 and 2?

[–]MrDrProfTheDude 670 points671 points  (12 children)


[–]Indianawinny 342 points343 points  (11 children)

"Now go clean my kitchen"

[–]S1m0nium 289 points290 points  (10 children)


[–]rambi2222 150 points151 points  (9 children)

"Clean your kitchen shirtless?"

"... No"

[–]S1m0nium 78 points79 points  (8 children)

"With a gag in my mouth?"

[–]PaulBlxck 85 points86 points  (7 children)

Just clean the fucking kitchen and leave!

[–]S1m0nium 59 points60 points  (6 children)

leave and go to the bedroom?

[–]-Scampi 4 points5 points  (3 children)

No leave and get out of my house!

[–]thezac2613 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Okay, I’ll wait for you at my place.

[–]Molinero96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i bet she is cumming uncontrollably thanks to that.

[–]S1m0nium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ugh fine

[–]PaulBlxck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You know what? Yes.

Goes to bedroom

Closes the door

Turns off the lights

Lights a candle

Lays on bed beside you

Whispers “do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”

[–]S1m0nium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do i get tied to a cross?

[–]XyleneCobalt 190 points191 points  (5 children)

Damn there are a lot of subs in the comments

[–]TygerWithAWhy 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Lotta subs in this sub

[–]blazer973 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I mean do you expect reddit fellas to be alpha?

[–]RontanamoBayy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

We're all Tri Lamdas here. Watch it bro.

[–]blazer973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you right

[–]GGG_Dog 456 points457 points  (32 children)

This is the kind of response he will think about before falling asleep for the rest of his life. Always wondering how his life could have went differently if just said yes.

Hf dude.

[–]UncleFucker04 337 points338 points  (25 children)

Yes, always wondering what would have happened had he just said yes to the spambot, bet a lot of sleep will be lost.

[–]0w0-oWo 124 points125 points  (23 children)

What the fuck is up with your name?

[–]JeffMangumStains 237 points238 points  (4 children)

You're one to talk

[–]rcutler9 36 points37 points  (4 children)

You think he fucks his uncles or just people who happen to be uncles?

[–]UncleFucker04 75 points76 points  (2 children)

No my own uncles, I'm just into older guys and they have been very willing since I was 4

[–]rcutler9 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Yes officer this comment right here

[–]mc1887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s an uncle fucking fucker uncle fucker

[–]DirtyDumbAngelBoy 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.

[–]TMLoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's an uncle-fucker, I must say.

[–]UncleFucker04 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yeah you're one to talk

[–]0w0-oWo 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]as-opposed-to 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As opposed to?

[–]eldriec 6 points7 points  (1 child)

South Park

[–]Mrok91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am shocked that you are the first person to actually give the correct answer to this.

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[–]UpbeatWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's a South Park reference?

[–]Houoh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty darn sure it's a bot.

[–]CrustyMittens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ahem "yes mistress"

[–]YourWrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Yes mistress

[–]slammander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would have a quick nut then block her because he wasn’t horny anymore

[–]GoopHugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's not lol. She sounds like and absolute freak.

[–]FindusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But at least he could make an epic maymay

[–]EggZekutor 151 points152 points  (8 children)

Tbh this is kinda me irl. I'm just not into that stuff :/

[–]Erpp8 75 points76 points  (4 children)

For real. If a real girl asked me to do that stuff I'd say no too.

[–]garricruttk 26 points27 points  (3 children)

What about a fake girl?

[–]Erpp8 57 points58 points  (2 children)

For sure! I'm only a sub for robots.

[–]Trogdort 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]potatopotahto0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, that's why people ask. Presumably the guys who message me on dating sites offering various sex acts and fetishes aren't expecting every woman to be into their thing, but someone out there will be.

[–]ElectricForeskin898 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can play around online and pretend and all. But I'm not super serious about it and irl it wouldnt be my thing.

Hell in a dude and I say "yes daddy" as a joke.

[–]Spantamicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joining the NO patrol! Fuck that shit!

[–]JadeRaven13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m gettin more of a slave vibe from this than a sex slave vibe. More of a clean the kitchen than a clean my feet, ya know?

[–]SleeepyMichi 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Sounds hot tbf

[–]SmegLiff 59 points60 points  (0 children)


[–]mithridate7 62 points63 points  (1 child)

As part of the thot patrol, this is not r/absolutelynotme_irl at all for me

[–]Waffleborg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Loyal Patrolman

[–]I_might_be_weasel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paper money says that's a dude looking for dirty chatting.

[–]anepic_potato 10 points11 points  (0 children)

holy shit is that kik? its been so long lol

[–]Bigpikachu1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What app is this

[–]el_pataetoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do I know that girl? <~<

[–]only-here-4-porn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s her number?? Asking for me bitch

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    [–]Monsieur-Verdoux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    (Shirley Bennett voice) Oh, that's nice.

    [–]seanmemenamara 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Why can't this happen to me?

    [–]xpsKING 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Step 1: be attractive

    Step 2: don't be unattractive

    [–]VictorVrine 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    so i have 2 questions and one request

    1- is this a real girl or a bot or a catfish?

    2- "submissive male" as in just the sexual way or just someone she wants to exploit for money?

    the request- give her my number please

    [–]XQSW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Lol that sounds sketchy as hell

    [–]Techiastronamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]toooldtostayuplate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    An experienced mistress knows that she doesn’t ask, she orders

    [–]FoolyCoolyKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was my second guess

    [–]ChummerLicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean.. sure!

    [–]urgoingdownbitch01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are you people me?

    [–]Candle-Suck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Girl from r/rolereversal here, 10/10 meme

    [–]pac2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    u have a kink?

    [–]Zak_Light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I bet she rox dee’s nuts ahhhhh got him

    [–]Wolfsie_the_Legend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh yo I want that NO And boy did I wish my gf actually bosses me around, I’m as submissive as a sheep.

    [–]juggs4you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes mistress

    [–]yaboidavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yall some weird motherfuckers.

    [–]mypoopisrainbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What if they intentionally made the monopoly logo like that so you can use it in this awesome way?

    [–]mystriddlery -1 points0 points  (3 children)


    If you cant tell this is a pun Im assuming you didnt even look at the post.

    [–]urgoingdownbitch01 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    [–]mystriddlery -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    It was a pun about the post...

    Also what even is that felicia sub for?

    [–]Waffleborg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    well fuck I have a new reaction image