yeah i dont have pets
Sucks, i want one but can’t afford it. I want the best life for my pet so i’ll wait till I'm good monetarily.
Then fuck and wait for them to come into the room and bother you
wow pointing out my incapability in copulation was not very cash money of you /s
I don’t get it. If I was about to have wild nasty sex, wouldn’t my pet already be in the room?
This guy beastialities...
Implying that you have sex
I do have sex, palmella is the best.
Implying that you have “sex”
Haha I can relate to this I also have a pet
I have a pet pickle fish that walks through doors
I don’t get it. Ops pets come inside when he’s gonna have sex?
As an expert in the arts of solo-sex let me explain.
The day is coming to an end, the sun has set, and the nightly urge falls upon you. You close your door and begin to make the necessary preparations. You grab the supplies you need and switch to your NSFW Reddit account or pull up one of your favorite porn sites then just before you begin you hear a noise. The damn dog whimpering because they want into your room. In that moment you know all your preparation was for nothing. You pull up your pants and let your dog into your room and find something else to do.
Sometimes they come in just before you begin preparation which somehow annoys me more.
Thank u so much for the info!
also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium^*
Thanks for the good bones and calcium, Mr. Skeltal
my cat: good for you. I'm sure you'll have kittens one day if you keep trying.
They can smell it
Rev up those fryers, cuz I’m hungry for one-
Bold to assume I can afford a pet
I can't even afford myself
The cat likes to watch and the dog sits curled up looking confused. We've had to stop to take them out of the room
It's great fun when my pet comes out during intercourse.
Me: Awhh, look! It's Peanut, come to visit us!
Looks over and sees the royal python staring at her inches from her face
Jokes on you I live alone
Fucking doors, how do they work?
absolutely not your selfies of the soul