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level 1

Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

level 2

This from a rap song or something lol

level 3
108 points · 1 month ago

Eminem "As the World Turns" I believe.

level 4
25 points · 1 month ago

You are correct.

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19 points · 1 month ago

That’s what it sounded like to me too

level 2

I shouted, "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

level 2

Duh duh duh da duh da... GO GO GADGET DICK!

level 2

She swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll.

level 2

Came here for this comment.

level 2

I'd like to take ya out for a Faygo and a slice of pizza

level 2
4 points · 1 month ago

Go go gadget dick

level 2

r/Eminem is leaking

level 3

I hope someone can see this

https://image.ibb.co/d8xN70/zack.jpg

level 2

My first thought, thanks!

level 2

2001 Eminem

level 3

Shit, that song was like 97 or 98

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2.9k points · 1 month ago

when you win no nut November

level 2

Serious big dick energy

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91 points · 1 month ago

Nobody believed Jerome of his well endowment. He whipped it out and now they call him "the hammer"

level 3

...is that a Ten Second Songs reference?

level 4
51 points · 1 month ago

It was a meme for like half a month, a few months ago for some reason

level 5

It never really took off so it never really died

level 6

BDE absolutely did take off mate, and I hope it never dies thank you

level 7

Let me rephrase, it didn't take off enough to go through the immediate crash and burn phase

level 8

Ooooh well yeah, true.

level 8
2 points · 1 month ago

It's more of a bump and simmer.

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level 5

Probably because of Daniel Ricciardo.

level 3

MAGNUM DONG

level 3

This guy dicks.

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49 points · 1 month ago

Hulk want smash

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What am I looking at here?

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"The gif"

level 5

Let me know if you find out, I’m at a loss here

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level 5

Apparently... this. Scroll to the bottom in the 'gallery' there. Since I can't fit them into the original movie part they must be from the porno I guess?

On a related note I seem to have misplaced five minutes does anyone see them lying around, my life is short enough already.

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level 4

Well that’s something I’ll never forget.

level 5

is this the feeling people get when they look at modern art?

I'm not sure what I'm looking at but I see so many things.

level 6

It's a crop of the right side of the Hulk smash gif.

NSFW: https://imgur.com/eEOtxhs

level 7

thanks for ruining that.

level 2

Unfortunately my name has been taken out of the race..:/

level 2

This was made when the clock struck 12:00 AM starting Destroy Dong December.

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level 1

MEGLADONG

level 2

This is it, chief.

level 2

Comment of the day.

level 2

It's raining cats and dongs.

level 2

hey it’s sans undertale’s theme right?

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level 1

Remember, Krillin is a grower

level 2

Oh. My. God.

level 3

Get on the bed!

level 4
110 points · 1 month ago

Yes, Ma’am!

level 5
76 points · 1 month ago

ScAtTeR BuLLeT

level 6

RIP Krillin owned counter.

level 7

Don't worry, it'll skyrocket in S4

level 5

What is this from? I saw it in a tiktok troll compilation once and was confused

level 6
56 points · 1 month ago

Dragon ball Z Abridged ep 60 part 3.

level 7

WAIT THERE ARE MORE EPISODES?

level 8
26 points · 1 month ago

Its the latest ep and will be the last for a while. Rewatch the series at teamfourstar on youtube. All episodes are not 3 parts.

level 9
3 points · 1 month ago

Have they released anything about when they're gonna start the next saga? I know they've got tons of other projects but I thought they were gonna come back to Dbz at some point.

level 10
11 points · 1 month ago

They will return in 2019 for the Buu saga

level 8

Dude when did you left?

level 9

Like episode 50ish I think?

level 10

So like 4 years ago?

level 10

happy reddit birthday

level 8

Cell saga is complete after like a year of waiting for the finale. They say they will do Buu but I don’t know what one should really expect to actually materialize.

level 8
2 points · 1 month ago

Welcome to the promise land

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level 6

TeamFourStars dbz abridged episode 60 part 3 is where it's from(skip to 26:57). link

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167 points · 1 month ago

Big. Dick. Energy.

level 2

Hulk......horny?

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level 1

Oops sorry... Won't happen again!

level 2
90 points · 1 month ago

Username checks out

level 2

Oh hwooh whoops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

level 2
4 points · 1 month ago

I’d get you head scanned just in case

level 2

I tripped after having sex. Sorry

level 2

Your dick is really heavy

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level 1

Hulk, Smash!

level 2

Hulk smashed alright!

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level 5

Hahaha. Thats funny.

level 5

That's glorious.

level 4

Knew it was coming

Gotta find the higher res version... for science.

level 5
3 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Well im sorry i couldn't find a higher res version.

Its great on relay, because there's an option for slowing down gifs/videos and you can see those massive balls.

I mean a higher res version would be great.

level 4

I will never not upvote this gif

level 4

WOW

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level 2

Lmao never fail at losing my shit when that cat gets flung over the rail

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level 1
91 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

ITT, millions of Redditors claiming they tripped and fell on this pavement

level 2

I didn’t trip and fall. Just went fishing and had to take a wiz.

level 2
13 points · 1 month ago

To be fair, an appendage that big would probably be bad for your balance.

level 3
8 points · 1 month ago

Would also be bad for your sex life because as soon as you got your first boner you would be dead from blood loss

level 2

But only a few of us have the credentials to back it up.

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level 1

This is called a bad base failure , usually the culprit is bad soil. The subgrade was bad when they built this.

level 2
17 points · 1 month ago

upvote for being the only person talking serious science while scrolling through the shitload of 5th grader jokes

level 3

I mean its an impression ofa gigadong in cement, what did you expect?

level 1

M A G N U M D O N G

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level 3

That video is legendary

level 2
45 points · 1 month ago

It’s at 69 at the moment, don’t upvote!

level 3

We need to downvote

level 4

Nope, we're going for 420, baby!

level 5

Next stop: 9/11 upvotes!

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10 points · 1 month ago

Holy fuck...

level 8

The waifus did 9/11

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level 7

Good bot

level 2

EXPANDONG

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105 points · 1 month ago
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level 4

I think that's asphalt

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14 points · 1 month ago

This subreddit 👌

level 2

thank you. a shame i had to scroll to find this

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level 1

OP's mom dropped her dildo.

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10 points · 1 month ago

Over a span of millions of years. It should grow bigger.

level 2

Thanks for giving me hope.

level 1

Smick Dasher

level 1

Give a dude the option to draw and the first thing he will draw is a dick and balls, even God.

level 1

TRex Running wild.

level 1

Liam Neeson must have tripped and fallen down here.

level 1

Big Schlong!

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5 points · 1 month ago

H U L K S M A S H

level 1

Biggus Dickus was here

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level 1

Hidden cut scene from Kungfu Hustle.

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level 1

"It's not like big dicks and bollocks are just falling from the sky..."

level 1

Obviously it wasn’t me.

level 1

Looks like a Futas been through here :l

level 1

You ever see a picture posted to reddit, and you just know the comments are going to be excellent?

This.

level 1

Would hate to get probed by that alien

level 1

I see, Chad Thundercock went for a walk

level 1

“Biggus Dickus”

level 1

Sorry I tripped and fell dick first

level 1

Mike Matei is at it again

level 1

Chuck Norris fell down

level 1
2 points · 1 month ago

Evidence of some kinda Ron Jeremy DBZ fight

level 1

When hulk land from space

level 1

M A G N U M D O N G

level 1

I really want to know the story here...

level 1

God, is that you?

level 1

I always road rage when some dick blocks my way!

level 1

take it from me, tie your shoes.

level 1
level 1

Did Chuck Norris trip and fall there?

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level 1
2 points · 1 month ago

It's another Bigdick sighting

level 1

Looks like Bigfoot is ready to party

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level 1

I swear I was just walking when a giant dick fell from the sky!

level 1

There's a reason he's called the "Jolly" Green Giant...lol

level 1

god accidently falls down to the ground while masterbating

level 1

HULK SMASH!!! 

level 1
2 points · 1 month ago

Hagrid: "Sorry bout that..."

level 1

Clifford Wuz H3r3

level 1

Gonna tap that assphalt.

level 1

Ah I see you've met Biggus Dickus!

level 1

Jolly Green giant showing off again

level 1
level 1

thats from the set of the sex scene they'll be doing for Infinity war, Hulk x black widow

level 1

so that's where yo mamma's dildo fell off the truck

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2 points · 1 month ago

day 25 of no nut november

level 1

Gives a whole new meaning to “Hulk smash”

level 1

Every guy on Reddit: “Sorry I Tripped”

level 1

When u slip and fall dick first

level 1
level 1

muh dik

level 1

Yeah, sorry about that fellas

level 1

Day 13 of NNN:

level 1

the big dick energy is flowing

level 1
1 point · 1 month ago

Magnum dong

level 1

I bet that hurt.

level 1

Hey Mongo?

level 1

Somebody paint this a flesh color please.

level 1

Chad thundercock is real

level 1

D O N G

level 1

Reminds me of an eminem song called as the world turns.

level 1

Miss me with that

level 1

MEGALODONG

level 1

I tripped running over to my girls after her "nobody home" text. I'll Uber next time

level 1

Damn, Popoye ate some spinach while peepin at Olive Oil.

level 1

It's that one Eminem song, you know the one I'm talking about

level 1

Mushroom stamp

level 1

When your username checks out...

level 1

Big, if true.

level 1

William & Mary Griffin was here.

level 1

Magnum dong

level 1

So this is what groups are looking for when they put BIG D DAMAGE in their LFG titles!

level 1

I’ve been waiting for the porn parody of Tremors for years!

level 1

Who dropped their pants?

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