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[–]SalarCheema 3136 points3137 points  (143 children)

This guy has 16 million karma and you guys aren’t giving him his upvotes

[–]hsingh_if 1984 points1985 points  (94 children)

3 years and 16 million karma.

I’m here since 3 years and I don’t even have 1k.

[–]sehtownguy 586 points587 points  (49 children)

The future is now old man, 5 years and 36K. Gotta pump those fake internet points up, those are rookie numbers!

[–]cobainbc15 119 points120 points  (7 children)

I'm proud of you my dude!

I'm an old man with over 10 years under my belt...

[–]anudeep30 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone give this man some karma

[–]TheRealTofuey 10 points11 points  (5 children)

It's okay every knows account age is far more prestigious then karma.

[–]Pallavtasse 60 points61 points  (7 children)

Combined across 5 accounts and 7 years this account is the first account I have with submission karma, and I think it's at about 50...

I just don't submit content. I've tried a few times and it either gets removed because I broke law 51 subsection e. "Thou shalt not post with a title containing two full stops on a Thursday after 8pm. Or it gets one upvote and 10 snarky comments reminding me how shit my content is.

I just don't have thick enough skin to post content.

[–]WhipWing 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I purposely don't post stuff cause I always wanted my link karma to be at 0 whilst having decent comment Karma......but then I needed help without thinking and posted about it recieving one upvote ruining my 1 link Karma.

Was legit sickened.

[–]Marcooose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can we downvote your posts to get you back to sweet sweet nothings? Or does reddit not work like that? I don’t know these things.

[–]WhatTheFuckKanye 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Post something and we'll downvote it to hell

[–]autistic_toe 62 points63 points  (18 children)

Woah ho ho hold up. Don't be a hypocrite, you're only averaging around 12 karma a day. If you wanna be a real redditor, you should be averaging a 100 upvotes a day

And I'm going to put an /s because I feel like someone isn't going to understand it is sarcasm

[–]sehtownguy 26 points27 points  (12 children)

On the real, this guy seems to post stuff people will find interesting which obviously is what gets people to up vote. I've seen most of those posts he's posted.

[–]trulyniceguy Minnesota Vikings 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Post karma is overrated

[–]Look4theHelpers 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Post karma is overrated

[–]frostymugson 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Who needs it?

[–]autistic_toe 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Advertisers and customers will pay some good money for accounts with a lot of karma

[–]DGSmith2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I don’t get why though, it’s not like profiles that have a lot of karma have their posts bumped to the top. They start with 0 just like everyone else. What makes profiles with a lot of karma desirable?

[–]autistic_toe 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don't know and I wonder the same. If I had to guess it is to bypass all the spam filters and to make the account look legit and not like a companies advertisement account

[–]Athaelan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hey now, they're real internet points damn it! They're just worthless.

[–]WhatTheFuckKanye 30 points31 points  (2 children)

OP is on reddit pretty much all the time, posting and mostly commenting. His comment karma alone is 14 million.

[–]hsingh_if 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude your Karma is crazy as well. Haha! But yeah, OP seems like a full time redditor.

[–]Smauler 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Heh.. I've got 3.5k comment karma on my top comment... and it's not even a clever reply to something. It was the silly response to my innocuous post that got the big score, my post just got pulled along.

Don't look for karma if you're just using reddit normally. That's not the point of it.

edit : I'm a bit more happy with my second top comment, though.

[–]metyuadem 4 points5 points  (4 children)

3 years, 532K. Thought I was doing pretty good until now.

[–]cherrytwill 4 points5 points  (3 children)

you’re doing amazing. i’m losing bad

[–]pawlakndropit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You probably will soon (:

[–]thebeesting02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you do lol

[–]MarshawnPynch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its odd because i think you’re less of a loser than the 16m person

[–]AnnoyedYamcha 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Here is +1 for the u/hsingh_if get me to 1k karma charity.

[–]SirDeniz 26 points27 points  (3 children)

H...how?!?!?

[–]ayywusgood 34 points35 points  (1 child)

It's easy, just have all the free time in the world and choose to spend it all on reddit.

[–]geeneepeegs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Either become a NEET or find a job that involves posting to Reddit

[–]5andaquarterfloppy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The formula is to go into new posts that are likely to trend and to quote part of the article no one will read, or source the video of the gif...or another tidbit in less than a paragraph.

Reading the comments that are not copy pasta or links is always a roller coaster.

[–]50PercentLies 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I thought surely you must be joking. I am astounded.

[–]LegitosaurusRex 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He's not joking, and don't call him Shirley.

[–]sauce_dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just posts a fuck ton every day

[–]mcpat21 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Woah that’s really crazy. Wonder what the most karma a user profile has.

[–]mac_2099 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Yeah that's /u/gallowboob

[–]LFCIRE96 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Doesn’t that guy have like autism or some sort of disability

[–]RearNakedProbe 15 points16 points  (2 children)

He's a fucking retard, if that's what you mean.

[–]LFCIRE96 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol I just thought he might have a problem, (spends his whole life on Reddit trying to get internet points, and then I go on his page and see a picture of him topless wearing a bra). Honestly thought the guy might have been fucked in the head

[–]Bozzz1 Minnesota Vikings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he's just an asshole

[–]RedditLostOldAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean 1.5 million?

Edit: oh you mean all total nevermind. My mistake.

[–]cztrollolcz Czech Republic 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How does one get 16mil upvotes?!

[–]pumkinman[🍰] 1199 points1200 points  (33 children)

Even though this might seem silly these guys seem like good coaches, they and the team both look genuinely happy to be out there

[–]frugalerthingsinlife Toronto Maple Leafs 783 points784 points  (24 children)

The point of sports is to teach your kids teamwork, leadership, humility, and a dozen other things that aren't measured in wins and losses. These coaches are winners.

[–]andersonle09 200 points201 points  (17 children)

But duh sportzball is only for dum jocks.

[–]slotwima 71 points72 points  (6 children)

It's also good for towel whipping on dudes butts. Very good for that.

[–]AshidoAsh 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Until you hit someone’s testicle from behind and they have one less now.

[–]nickify 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What else is it good for 👀

[–]Headspin3d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i know u right abouuuut it

[–]owenwilsonsdouble 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Does anyone really ever say this in real life? It's like Amy Schumer, I only ever see her referenced on reddit.

[–]Lakeshow15 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I commonly see references to "jocks" in threads about times in high school.

Recently, I ran into a girl that I talked to in my high school Spanish class and we had a long conversation. Part of that conversation was her saying it was odd that I talked to her in school because I hung out with the "jocks". It never crossed my mind that it came across that way. Those guys were my friends because I played every sport with those same guys all year, every year from elementary school to graduation.

I never went out of my way to stick to a certain clique, that's just how it turned out due to sports.

I believe there's some that think playing sports automatically puts you in that stereotype.

[–]Lurker_Aspect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CHADS REEEEE

[–]jralha 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I think the biggest benefit of team sports is that it teaches the benefits of both cooperation and competitiveness.

[–]TheKirkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The benefits of competitiveness are so overlooked nowadays imo.

My SO and I are the too most competitive people I know and I love it.

[–]Opioidal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I learned humility my first rugby game. 128-0. Beat those fuckers the next year though. Charlotte Catholic bitches.

[–]WhatTheFuckKanye 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Yeah and this a pretty good idea for an incentive. Seems like a great way to motivate the team.

[–]GetTheLedPaintOut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And too many coaches take themselves and the sport too seriously. Nice to see them out there having some fun.

[–]modern-era 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I miss high school football coach logic. My favorite was when two guys on our team got into a fight over a girl. At the next practice, as punishment, the coach made the guy who started the fight carry the other guy on his back up and down a hill five times while the rest of the team watched. They were laughing and best friends again by the third trip up.

[–]TheDudeAbidessss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They did it for the social media likes. We talkin bout practice

[–]soccerperson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they should cause they're all out there cause they want to be lol

[–]TheSoCalledExpert 499 points500 points  (63 children)

Rainy football practices/games were the best. You never got too hot, and everybody was slippery so you usually didn’t take the full force of hits and tackles. It probably sucked for the ball carriers, but everyone else on the field was having a blast. In this case, so were the coaches.

[–]CaseAub12 Manchester City 182 points183 points  (22 children)

Rugby was stupid fun in the rain, anybody with good foot work would break someone’s ankles in the open field.

[–]Oddity83 89 points90 points  (4 children)

GOOD FOOTWORKERS

ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!

[–]Rando_Thoughtful Los Angeles Kings 27 points28 points  (1 child)

FETCH MY MEMESTRETCHER

[–]flirt77 13 points14 points  (1 child)

GODS I WAS A GOOD FLY HALF THEN

[–]GetTheLedPaintOut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT IN THE SPORTS PAGES!

[–]Lickbag213 10 points11 points  (6 children)

It was great for us lumbering forwards because the fancy prancers and their little steps wouldn't work in the rain, it gave us a chance to cream em. Nothing like taking out a centre mid-failed step who's left his ribs exposed.

[–]ParanoidxProd 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Scums are nightmares though. I hook and nearly drown in puddles when they collapse on shitty days.

[–]Oldoneeyeisback 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's because of current laws. Back in the 70s/80s scrums went down a lot less so the rain mattered less. Mind you we got away with some pretty grim stuff that's frowned upon nowadays!

[–]Angry_Apollo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah, if you old boys would stop raking the fuck out of me while I'm trying to roll away that'd be great.

[–]Oldoneeyeisback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying my arse! <whistles>

[–]Lickbag213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played all 3 front row positions. I loved scrums. Lived for them. It was my strongest play. But in the wet sucked. So. Much. Slippage. And with so many guys playing with plastic cleats/soccer boots now instead of proper studs, that slippage gets even worse.

[–]DylanMarshall 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Scrums in the rain and mud are the funnest thing. Made me feel like Im at war or something.
Also, no grass burn or scrapes? Everyone's diving full-heartedly all over the fucking place

[–]The_clapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, once you're warmed up and into it it's great! Scrums are also nice and warm which helps haha

[–]Kuido 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One step and then somebody’s sent flying five feet the other way

[–]Oldoneeyeisback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was going to say this - as an old fat boy hooker I didn't much like throwing the ball in but everything else was just the most fun in the mud.

Ok - mainly because those slippery little fuckers in the girls suddenly keen to get their hands on the ball!

[–]LardLad00 43 points44 points  (11 children)

You never got too hot

Ask me how I know you didn't play football in the north.

[–]Wanna_be_dr 26 points27 points  (9 children)

10/10 times would rather play in the cold than the 115 degree heat we had in Oklahoma during high school practices

[–]jbrianloker 34 points35 points  (2 children)

That cold hurts... the heat makes everybody move slow and adults get puckered cause kids might actually die... but nobody dies cause it snows, your soaking wet shirt just freezes under your shoulder pads as the offense goes onto the field.

[–]alejandrocab98 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fax, the parents in the stands aren’t even happy to be there.

[–]olive_oil_twist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is true. My dad left right before halftime on my senior night and only came back to pick me up after the game because I called him. He said it was too cold for him, so he decided to bounce.

[–]rama_tut 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I've played in both in high school and college. Most definitely would rather play in the heat than cold. The cold hurts like a bitch.

[–]yousaydumbthings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude I played football in NH, and I hit my prime in the snow. When it started snowing, I was the fastest guy on the team. I don't know why, it just got me fired up.

[–]Ninjatroiiii 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My football game is gonna be pouring tomorrow and I’m so excited.

[–]SmellySlutSocket 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's great until after the practice/game when you have to ride home still sopping wet in the back of your mom's van.

[–]jralha 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I used to play fullback and switched to DL in college, I liked the not getting hot, but as someone who liked to both bullrush and to lower my shoulders as a runner, the wet grass was a bitch haha

[–]Sl33pProof Real Madrid 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I feel the exact same as an OT. If someone bullrushes I’d be going skiing into the lap of the QB.

[–]jralha 4 points5 points  (2 children)

My most common pass rush move in the rain was the "slip on my first step, get a faceful of grass and mud, crawl towards the QB as the OL laughs his ass off"

[–]TheBeefJerky Los Angeles Kings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heh, ball carriers

[–]NCH_PANTHER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The games were the worst as a skill position player. My WRs couldn't catch, I couldn't throw well, RBs fumbled lol. Although my favorite game ever was a slushy, snowy, wet mess vs a rival.

[–]Snugglepuff14 2 points3 points  (7 children)

As a former quarterback I cannot disagree with this statement more. Good god I hated the rain.

[–]FindANewSlant_ 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Corner/wr, I hear ya

[–]Misplaced-Sock 3 points4 points  (4 children)

“You HAVE to catch that, FindANewSaint! You got two hands on it!”

says the coach hardly visible on the sideline because of the rain

[–]FindANewSlant_ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I didn't ask for traumatic flashbacks but here we are

[–]Misplaced-Sock 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lol every receiver has heard that line in the most impossible conditions for a pass game

[–]FindANewSlant_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"That was catchable!" says coach, yelling over 45mph winds.

[–]Mighty_thor_confused 503 points504 points  (23 children)

This was so much fun back in the day.

[–]Shippoyasha 98 points99 points  (17 children)

What's stopping ya. Do it today!

[–]Needyouradvice93 138 points139 points  (8 children)

Crippling depression

[–]psi_blade 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I didn't come here to relate to people so well

[–]Needyouradvice93 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I didn't go to Florida for the view but that's sure as hell why I stayed.

[–]iCatalins 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Is this a quote from something?

[–]Needyouradvice93 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No I'm not sure what I was going for with that comment, it sounded a lot wittier in my head lol

[–]slotwima 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well it's basically winter here now, so the snow.... On that note, you're right, I should to tobogganing.

[–]ModsHaveNoBalls 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Old Injuries from playing football

[–]Redrum417 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For real.. my shoulder is killing me from highschool football

[–]PitchBlack4 7 points8 points  (2 children)

phone, electronics in general.

Back then there wasn't much you could ruin with mud and wet clothes.

[–]cuttlefish10 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Take em out, put em to the side and get the fark in that mud bro

[–]davinpantz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nature’s Slip N Slide

[–]uslashalex 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The smell in the locker room afterwards though...

[–]DaManJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Coach now has an excuse to go shower with the bois... /s

[–]dontautotuneme 139 points140 points  (4 children)

Lol papers and all

[–]LardLad00 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Such a classic coach move.

[–]fikis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The dude is such a coach that it doesn't even occur to him that he COULD do something without papers in his hand.

[–]Jevarden 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t even know what’s on the papers but it’s frustrating me. Like just set those down first. Even having a muddy football player hold those is cleaner than sliding with him

[–]Barnesatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the point

[–]nemo69_1999 231 points232 points  (9 children)

I can see them coming home. "Honey, you should've seen the boys, they were so pumped". "I don't fucking care! You're not tracking all of this shit into the house again!"

[–]willpauer 58 points59 points  (7 children)

"Dammit, Earl, I just used the Swiffer in here!"

[–]nemo69_1999 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Fuckin' Earl. "If you were only making the head coach's salary I could afford a steam mop!"

[–]willpauer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Honey, I'm the highest-paid high school offensive coordinator in the state, you know this. Besides, Walter's retiring next year, and it's not that much difference! Hell, we went to the Bahamas just this spring, can't do that on a small salary, can ya?"

[–]flashcre8or 6 points7 points  (2 children)

"Dammit Earl, I thought we were getting an album?!"

[–]PolarNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rs where my nibba early man @

[–]thiikn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Just wait until we win a match"

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[–]KnowMyGeography 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And thank you, Mr Bot.

[–]Fortherealtalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an impressive move in reverde

[–]taggsy123 62 points63 points  (9 children)

Well that’s my old high school and my old field.. so many good memories on that field.. GO GARNETS

[–]scott216 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Lmao your mascot is a mineral?

[–]RelevantTalkingHead Chicago Blackhawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They crave that mineral.

[–]Dotarni 72 points73 points  (6 children)

Love this , I had a teacher who died his hair purple if we all passed our test and I still remember him , actually ran into the other day and had a great visit .

[–]AsianAnnie 93 points94 points  (5 children)

“I had a teacher who died...” Oh no!

“...his hair purple” Oh okay.

[–]Lenlo123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the drake and josh episode where they’re doing the bet, and the loser has to die..... their hair pink

[–]Rauchbaum 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah cause it’s supposed to be spelled dyed

[–]pugwrangler352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a spelling teacher obviously.

[–]TU5TIN 55 points56 points  (1 child)

I love diving in the brown too

[–]returned_liquor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tis the season

[–]FastEddieMcclintock 12 points13 points  (18 children)

On the game field?

[–]riverofchex 33 points34 points  (15 children)

Nah, that'll be the practice field. If it's anything like my high school there's a well-groomed game field, a practice field, and a goose-shit-covered band practice field.

Source: was in the color guard in high school

[–]FastEddieMcclintock 14 points15 points  (1 child)

There’s a scoreboard, bleachers and sponsorship signs everywhere?

[–]riverofchex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Took another look; you're right!

[–]nahelbond 8 points9 points  (2 children)

goose-shit-covered band practice field

Don't forget the random holes in the ground, too!

[–]riverofchex 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You mean the ankle-breakers? You haven't lived until you see the teeny guy marching sousa hit one of those and take out half the drumline!

[–]LardLad00 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Look at money bags over here growing up in a town with multiple football fields!

In my town varsity practiced on the game field. JV and Freshmen got whatever green space they could find in the areas between the field and the school building. And they shared it with soccer, cross country, tennis, etc.

[–]riverofchex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We shared our fields too lol. The school's been around for a while though, and it's here in the deep South- plenty of money for football!

[–]McJoben33 South Carolina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can attest. Our game field was made of turf and our practice field was literally called “The Pit”. Perfect description as it consisted of mud, dirt, and gravel

[–]101WolfStar101 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I felt that last part in my soul. We didn't even march in a "field", just a large patch of grass near the band room. That field was easily the worst part of my 4 years of drumline.

[–]riverofchex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I only made it two years. Towards the end of the season sophomore year I had surgery on my hands, knees, and feet and was bandaged like the mummy/using crutches. Our director told me that I was being lazy, and if I didn't march in the Christmas parade I wouldn't be allowed to perform during the first few games of the next season. I decided it wasn't worth it.

[–]acoldshower 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I actually know this school, I played on the field back in the day, Haddon Heights HS in NJ. This is their game field. Behind the bleachers is the main high school. Its one of the oldest high schools in the area and the field attached to the school is very small. They even have a square track around the field instead of an oval type!

[–]teebob21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

square track

That's not a thing!

Well, I'll be danged...

[–]MerpItUp 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Still holds onto that paper though huh

[–]jralha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey now, I've been coaching my university's team's offense for the past year, I've been known to carry my play sheet everywhere.

[–]shinwidders 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Sure, its totally "for the kids"

[–]5am281 22 points23 points  (2 children)

If I had to slide I would’ve done a baseball slide but kudos for diving face first 😂

[–]HannibalDarko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe face first was one the terms of the bet? Either way, it's funnier liker this haha

[–]lolomgwtf816 49 points50 points  (7 children)

I’m sure the grounds crew were just as excited /s

[–]Thatdude2495 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Honestly that’s all I could think of while watching this. I’m a deebie downer, I know, but I was programmed hard by our high school football team back in the day- no one was allowed on the field at any point at any time for any reason other than for games or if you were with the grounds crew. The practice field was a mess in spots but the game field was constantly maintained. It was treated like holy ground and it sure as hell stayed pretty looking.

[–]Civilized_Hooligan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We wouldn’t play in rain either but there’s a possibility that the rain picked up towards the end of practice. However I get the sentiment that destroying the field is a rough move. it’s cool that they could see their coaches just as committed down in the dirt with them for their morale.

[–]hailey-j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pop warner team got banned from practicing on town fields after the coaches had us tearing up the field in a heavy rain for two hours. Completely ruined the sod and I have no idea what that costs to repair but I'm sure it took at least a few guys a day's work and weeks of regrowing grass at a minimum.

I was a kid so it was just muddy fun but the coaches should have known better.

[–]Codyisnt_cool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first guy totally eat some mud on the face dive

[–]Bedheadredhead30 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Christ, I thought this was a looped gif of one guy and his sweatshirt had somehow changed colors halfway through. I'm so tired.

[–]rons_upperlip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guards couldn’t stop them

[–]ASecretMexican 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest, the coaches were looking for an excuse to slide in the mud

[–]Un4tunately 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Red coat banged his face pretty good there.

[–]dinardo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I miss football. Shout out to my North Miami Pioneers

[–]ocean365 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I didn't play football, but I did play lacrosse

I HATED getting my cleats wet, they were a pain to clean. But it was fun sliding around by the net lol

One time my friend slid in a patch of mud and scrapped his shin slightly open with a hidden metal sprinkler, so I think of that everytime someone slides in an open mud field. Still, so much fun

[–]4DGeneTransfer 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I don't like mud. It's sticky and wet and it gets everywhere.

[–]kevinnetter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The coaches wanted to do this before practice started, but needed to come up with an excuse to be able to explain the giant mess to their wives.

[–]albeethekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brought to you by wham-o

[–]Nby36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unremarkable

[–]Toughcrowdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok......?

What is up with the up votes?

[–]plaidpillowcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That coach just wanted to slide in the mud. Good practice or not he would’ve done it!

[–]HoggleTheGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love that the coaches show the boys hard work pays off by being silly.

[–]RoderickCastleford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he's having fun but all the gardener in me can think of is the thousands it's going to cost to fix that mudbath.

[–]samg73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His wife is gonna be pissed!

[–]Toisty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can smell burnt hamstrings.

[–]Gaping_Ass_Wound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be some pissed off wives.

[–]tsgoodwin23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when good practices were standard.

[–]kevyg973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Football coaches wanted to slide in mud and found excellent excuse**

FTFY

[–]mediocrescottt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like a lot of fun but that field is going to be so painful to play/practice on when it hardens. I remember playing football in high school and when it would rain, the practice field would turn into this rock-hard, crumbly mess in a couple days and tear up your knees and stuff. All the little, hard cleat holes wouldn’t do any favors to your ankles either.

[–]returned_liquor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now the coach expects the school to budget for a new field.

[–]ccottonball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss those days

[–]potisyourfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats?

[–]ashrasmun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How did he define "good practice"?

[–]harmyb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've been watching this for 45 minutes now... How many goddamn coaches do you have?!

[–]Scratchmyback69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember the one time I had a muddy practice our coaches ended it with making us do monkey rolls in the mud then take off our shoulder pads and play king of the hill. We thought they were crazy but possibly the funnest practice I ever had by the end. The coaches ended up lining us up like prohibition era gangsters on the wall and spray us down with the hose before we went to the locker room. We didn’t win much but I wouldn’t change those memories for any trophy.

[–]fletchlivz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just confirms that high school coaches do indeed superglue their play notes to their hands.

[–]bcpresk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]stabbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]gdawg2716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fantastic! What an awesome team to be apart of

[–]whizkid92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah we used to do this every time. Most people would come back to practice the next day without washing their uniforms. Locker rooms stunk so bad always